My Pulpit

Okay, this page is static HTML and very ugly, but it's content that a few folks have been on my case to publish.  You can have it fast or pretty. This is really fast.

 

Things I Can't Freakin' Believe

Back Scratchers?!?

Shirt Folders

Frivolous Lawsuits

 

Dating Tips from Uncle Bob *

Bad Habits

Older Women

Double Standards

 

Brief Thoughts

Diabolical

 

Marvin Pics

Right Here...

 

 

*Before you read any of this stuff I have to qualify things by telling you that Uncle Bob is a 36-year-old bachelor who has never had a long-term relationship.  As such, he is uniquely qualified to be author of the Bachelor Handbook.  However, these are philosophies that are apparently very useful for continued enjoyment of bachelorhood.  If you are looking for SUCCESSFUL dating philosophies that lead to things like long-term, monogamous, committed relationships or, God forbid, marriage, you are in the wrong place, My Friend.  If this is you, click here:

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